"The Subject was Noses" vs. "The Winner"

Both episodes of *The Brady Bunch* center on a single sibling and their struggle with self-esteem, but they differ significantly in the nature of the challenges and their resolutions.

In **"The Subject was Noses"** (Season 5, Episode 1), the conflict is external and cosmetic. Marcia, the most popular and conventionally attractive sibling, is preparing for a high school date with Doug Simpson. She is hit in the face by a football, resulting in a swollen nose. The primary difficulty for Marcia is dealing with her own **vanity** and **self-doubt**. She becomes fixated on her appearance, famously declaring, "Oh, my nose! My beautiful nose!" The swollen nose represents a temporary loss of her "perfect" image, which causes her to panic and feel unattractive. Her character development comes from realizing her beauty is not defined by her nose.

In **"The Winner"** (Season 1, Episode 17), the conflict is internal and performance-based. Bobby, the **youngest brother**, is often overshadowed by his more successful siblings. He feels inferior and enters an ice cream eating contest to prove his worth. He becomes obsessed with winning and grows incredibly boastful about his skills. His struggle is with **insecurity** and then **arrogance**, pushing his family away with his condescending attitude. The core difficulty is his inability to handle the possibility of a win and then the reality of a loss gracefully. He does not win the contest, and his lesson is about finding self-worth beyond competition and learning humility through a humbling defeat.

The key contrast lies in the nature of the obstacle: Marcia's is a **physical flaw**, while Bobby's is a **personal insecurity**. Marcia's challenge is about overcoming vanity, while Bobby's is about overcoming arrogance.

Test Your Knowledge

1. What season and episode number is "The Subject was Noses"?

A) Season 1, Episode 17
B) Season 3, Episode 10
C) Season 5, Episode 1
D) Season 2, Episode 5

2. What sport caused Marcia's accident?

A) Baseball
B) Football
C) Soccer
D) Basketball

3. What was Marcia's famous line about her nose?

A) "My nose is ruined!"
B) "Oh, my nose! My beautiful nose!"
C) "I can't go to the dance like this!"
D) "This is a tragedy!"

4. What was the name of Marcia's date?

A) Greg Brady
B) Wally Brady
C) Doug Simpson
D) Mike Brady

5. What was the central conflict in "The Subject was Noses"?

A) An external, cosmetic issue
B) An internal, performance-based issue
C) A family feud
D) A school rivalry

6. What was the main moral lesson Marcia learned?

A) That she needed surgery
B) That her friends were shallow
C) That her beauty is not defined by her nose
D) That she shouldn't play football

7. What season and episode number is "The Winner"?

A) Season 5, Episode 1
B) Season 1, Episode 17
C) Season 2, Episode 10
D) Season 4, Episode 15

8. What kind of contest did Bobby enter to prove his worth?

A) A sports tournament
B) A school play
C) An ice cream eating contest
D) A talent show

9. What was the central conflict in "The Winner"?

A) An internal, performance-based issue
B) An external, cosmetic issue
C) A romantic misunderstanding
D) A financial problem

10. What did Bobby do before the contest?

A) He became humble and quiet
B) He became boastful and arrogant
C) He asked his family for help
D) He quit the contest

11. What was the primary moral lesson Bobby learned?

A) That self-worth comes from within and not just from winning
B) That fame is a burden
C) That he should study harder
D) That he should have shared his prize

12. The text describes Bobby as initially feeling ____.

A) Confident
B) Arrogant
C) Excitable
D) Inferior

13. The dialogue suggests Bobby's new personality is smug and ____.

A) a winner
B) a celebrity
C) impossible
D) annoying

14. What was the outcome of the ice cream eating contest for Bobby?

A) He lost
B) He won
C) He tied with another contestant
D) He was disqualified

15. What kind of person did Marcia say she'd rather be than someone with a "swollen ego"?

A) A perfect person
B) Someone with a swollen nose
C) A loser
D) Someone who's humble

16. The narrative states that Bobby's challenge was to handle success without losing his ____.

A) friends
B) money
C) trophy
D) humility

17. In the dialogue, Marcia tells Bobby he has a "big head," which is not from what?

A) A football
B) A book
C) A trophy
D) A television

18. According to the dialogue, why did Marcia say her family liked the old Bobby?

A) He was a winner
B) He was sweet
C) He was popular
D) He was funny

19. Marcia’s conflict is described as a **physical flaw**, while Bobby's is a **personal ____**.

A) trophy
B) family
C) insecurity
D) career

20. The narrative describes Marcia as the "most popular and conventionally ____ sibling."

A) smart
B) talented
C) funny
D) attractive

20-Line Dialogue

Marcia: Oh, my gosh, Bobby, what is with you? You're being impossible.

Bobby: Impossible? I'm a winner, Marcia. Maybe you should try it sometime.

Marcia: I'm a winner! I'm popular and I have a date with Doug Simpson!

Bobby: You think that's a real accomplishment? That's just being lucky. I've earned my fame.

Marcia: Earning it doesn't give you the right to be so... smug! You used to be my sweet little brother.

Bobby: That was the old Bobby. The new Bobby is a television star. Maybe I'll get an agent.

Marcia: I can't believe I'm saying this, but I think I'd rather have a swollen nose than a swollen ego.

Bobby: What does your nose have to do with anything? It was a disaster!

Marcia: It was an accident! At least I had my family's support. You're pushing everyone away.

Bobby: I don't need anyone's support. I have a trophy and a new television.

Marcia: No, you just have a big head, and it's not from a football.

Bobby: Oh, that's real original, Marcia.

Marcia: It's the truth!

Bobby: So what? You're the one who thought your life was over because you weren't perfect.

Marcia: It was hard, okay? But I learned that my friends and family don't care about my nose.

Bobby: Well, my friends and family should be happy for me!

Marcia: We are happy for you! We just don't like who you've become.

Bobby: You don't like "The Winner"?

Marcia: We liked Bobby.

Bobby: ...Oh.